I'll get a 300 pound gorilla to sit on you.

Stop guys, you know, it's bad when he has bigger titties than I do

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Bill, you're the same person that seemed on the other, um, in, on the other picture last time. But what I'll tell you, save some pussy for the other, um, people, okay?

Y'all all hella thirsty. Go drink some goddamn water. God.

Do you have a six pack under your wiener too? Like, damn.