Ewww, I fucking hate those people, bro.

Are you saying that because most white people are trying to be country now?

Oh I knew this white girl and she's on the way right now she's a country girl the thing is she hit her horse like in the mouth and I'm like no what is going on white people

Like we need to stop is Caucasian devastation bro

Okay, like I could understand if it was on the head, or like on the cheek, some shit like that, but not the fucking mouth. What's she trying to do? French kiss the damn thing? Fuck!

Not- it's not even the gosh damn it. It's- it's not even god damn it. It's gosh darn it.

Dude, I f- okay. There was this one time where I was going swimming and I went to a Bass Pro Shop afterwards and I wore crocs to a fucking Bass Pro shop.

Okay, okay, that is something like someone like really fucking what I could do, would do, and have done. Alright.

Shit. You right? Alright, you right? You rea- Okay. I understand.

Princess Anastasia

Oh god, I see I went over to the sleepover and I only like I saw them only only put salt and pepper in their food and I got so mad bro.

Bro, I went to a sleepover and her mom made white rice and some flavorless steak, bro. On my way home, I had to get McDonald's because I could not. I could not.

fuck it dude