Bro, this app kinda wild and low like, one second I'll be scrolling, I'll watch some person get bashed to death, and then I scroll one more video and it's some chick with big fucking mummy milkers on my screen. Get the fuck out of here.

Of course I will, but my heart lies with Alfred.

Yeah, I mean, if you're offering to hold your fucking titties, I might as well suck them too. Heh, the fuck?