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I was racing with my brother to get in the house so we can get in the shower first and hit my toe hard as shit on the door and it broke and then I did the same thing to the other so it's right in the left and I'm just like what the fuck
I thought the whole fucking put a few didn't get in touch with you that she was looking to smooth out but it is rough motherfucker floor really wanted to shoot my brains out and pay the picture with it on the motherfucking wall because of how pissed and said I was voiced by multiple life heart punched my ass like I was close to my ass cheeks and my toes
For a fact that you were gonna say, get kicked in your balls. For me, period cramps. Most definitely. In your booty. Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! That's it, be heard it.
You'll know that one soft area like on the sides your next cycle right by your collarbone my friend used to push down on that bar all the time just like pushes them into it that hurts so bad I hate that
This heavy ass box TV from the dumpster in front of my house cause I was trying to move it from my play like my play place when I was like 8 years old. bitch, it fell on my leg and I couldn't get up and I started crying and I just looked kidding my freaking ankle because I bitch.
Also, one time when I was 8, we had this big ass tree, like it was fucking 5 feet wide and everything. I imagine it wasn't in the middle of my fucking yard while I was playing tag and I slammed into it, my whole head just fucking went, Oh
Another thing is when I was like 10 years old and I first started my period Dude, I got the worst grip of my fucking life I laid on the floor for like 20 minutes before school and I could not get a like at all I just laid on the fucking floor.
One time I was playing VR like Gorilla Tag and I like busted my fingers and my knuckle open on the side or or at the corner of my shelf as hard as I could and then my fingernail turned blue.
Uh, one last thing. I was on a bounce house and you know them race things? We have to like run up the little steps and shit? Well, I tried to run up the steps and I couldn't get up it for some reason. I fell backwards, my ankle went sideways, and I fucking dislocated my ankle and it popped as loud as I could.
When I went to the nail salon and instead of taking them off with like actual like the acid to take them off He like ripped off my nails and I was left with like a blood bruise.
So when I was living in Nigeria I was like around six years old or something and this little kid came up to me and he out of fucking nowhere punch me in the stomach and knocked the wind out of me and I could not freeze for like five minutes
I did a lot of painful shit like I booked my bed before I had I had on fell down the stairs I did a lot of shit but period cramps is top five for real like That's my number.