Yeah, what the hell, bro? Wait, bro, relax. I'll abort it.

Hehehehe, it's not that funny.

No kids after that shit, what the fuck? You probably don't even have a dick no more. It's gone, it fucking blew off. You know how sad I'd be, though, if that happened? Well, obviously, I'm not a man. But, shit, you can't have kids. You can't have kids no more, just because of that. And what did you expect? Like, it's a fucking firework.

What were you doing on the fire?

Brand new butt plug.

Hey, your brother's got an explosive shit.