Ayo, what the hell has been bestowed on my eyes? This unholy sinfulness, this homosexual rigmarotion is taking over the internet and I cannot stand it no more. We must stand with Christ. My brothers and sisters.

Man, please tell me, what the fuck did I just see?

Wait, this is what gay means? Oh fuck, I do this every time I meet with the homies.

Dad, dad, like, dad, just, dad.