The girl ran into my phone, and then the parents ran into my phone, and then they knew. Why did you break it? Why did you all day break it? I just wanted to not do that to my phone. So they break it, and then why didn't you just go get it?

And if that double chin bitch touched my phone, I woulda smacked her with her titty and a lemon juice, tied her to my doosay, and kicked her with a bottomless shoe, and then constantly buttfucked her with a dildo.

Ain't no way! She just throwed a student's phone onto the ground.

Throwing a fucking phone is a freaking prank. To a wall, it probably broke. That ain't no prank.

If my teacher did that, I'll smack the bitch ass up, bro, I'm doing a school shooting, bro, Columbine ass, I'ma do that Columbine ass again, bro, I'm bringing Tech-9s to school, I'm bringing ARs, I'm bringing fucking SMGs, a legendary star from Fortnite, bro, and I'm bringing mats, you ain't catching my ass, and why not, uh-oh, I think someone's home.

Yeah, teacher, I bet you felt like, you know, the big guy in the classroom telling me what to do, and then yeah, I'll throw my phone across the room. I see. Well, um, this is a civil offense. I will see you in the principal's office. You can either pay me back, or I'll see your ass. So, yeah, see you in the principal's office.