Honestly, I just really want to be roasted. Like, I want somebody to hurt my feelings. If it hurts, I'll let you know.

I don't know what it is with your fucking fingers, but it creeping me out, man. Like, what the fuck is wrong with them? And your arm as well? Like, I don't know what it is. It's fucking scaring me.

You look like the jellyfish from shark tales the one with the really big head

Man, if you don't get your white, Asian, body-built-ass, your long, pointy nose, body-built-ass, your goddamn fat bottom lip, no morals, body-built-ass motherfucker, skinny neck, no ******, ugly-ass, boy-built motherfucker, then goddamn built, look at your goddamn dyslexic fingers, stupid ass, be built like a goddamn dyslexic-ass dolphin, shark with Down syndrome, body-built-ass motherfucker, I'm on your shit, goddamn flat-chested, use your fucking chest as a chessboard, body-built-ass motherfucker, I'm on your shit.

If you say so. Your forehead looks like you could land a fucking helicopter on it. I honestly don't even understand what your color coding is trying to be. That necklace looks like it's better on a dog. And I can't even believe that your lips look like they're fucking used tissues, like goddamn lady.