Alright guys, I'm trying to roast the fuck out of my friend if I had any friends, but I'm trying to roast them and I need a good yo mama joke What's the best yo mama joke?

Yo mama so ugly statue Flinchbaugh

I got you set an a good mom and nipples longer than a winter break It's old

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You're so fat that when she went down all way to school she be like y'all can't fit in a door cause she's so fat

Yo mama so fat we took a picture for Christmas and still printing

Yo mama so your mama so stupid she was watching the weather channel and they said it would be chilly outside she went outside and with a ball

Yo mama so ugly even Bob the builder said we can't fix that really really

Mamas so fat she was used as a planet

Yo mama so fat when she fell I did not laugh but the sidewalk cracked

Yo mama is so short she couldn't even get high