Alright guys, I'm trying to roast the fuck out of my friend if I had any friends, but I'm trying to roast them and I need a good yo mama joke What's the best yo mama joke?

Yo mama so fat she jumped up and got stuck. Yo mama so fat, it takes two days to walk around the 30 seconds to jump over.

Shut up Lil bro

Yo, Baba! Yo, Baba! He's just like you.

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What is you talk about bro? You are zuded.

Nobody cares.

Y'all mom was so fast she couldn't fit through the refrigerator door. That's why she got diabetes

I'm 화 Ira,abi, 재피. to mama.

Y'all mama so fat she walked the dog and then the dog started dragging her all around across China.

Yum-yum so fat every time she causes a global warming it comes right right straight out of her ass