Alright guys, I'm trying to roast the fuck out of my friend if I had any friends, but I'm trying to roast them and I need a good yo mama joke What's the best yo mama joke?

Your mama is so ugly when Halloween comes around she's ready to go she don't even need a costume Yeah

Your mama so fat when God said let there be like he told yo mama to move out the 888888

Yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV I missed the whole damn movie

That's not much at my parents to leave me

Your mama is so little she can hang glide with a Dorito

I don't have a mom, I'm sorry.

Your mama so fat that when she lays on the bed it doesn't work on it doesn't break it gets shattered to pieces like power like 1000 pieces

Oh my god telephone literally, literally Why does your mom make the pool splash? Cause she's fat.

Your mom so stupid you told her that Christmas was around the corner she ran around the corner

Yo mama so fat, Jackula sucked her blood and caught diabetes that fat ass bitch