Alright guys, I'm trying to roast the fuck out of my friend if I had any friends, but I'm trying to roast them and I need a good yo mama joke What's the best yo mama joke?

Yo mama so fat when she got on a scale it said one at a time

Yo mama so ugly, yo daddy had to get a boyfriend dumbass prick head bitch.

This is not my best yo mama joke but this is the only one I can think of right now. Every time your mom goes in the elevator she always got to go down because she could never go up with her badass.

How do you member of the thought of a condom because she Poppin you knickers out left and right

Your mama so ugly that she literally went to Walmart she came inside the doors and there are double doors

Yo mama so big the whales are screaming we are family

Your mama so fat when she farts call global warming

Your mate, can I get a bottle of water?

Bro I ask you telling my friend that it was he did the cut both of his arms up with a chainsaw I decided to go jump over the Olympic athlete to Diskey hill

Bro if you didn't think my friend that he fucking Cabot his arms over the chainsaw Linedrive fuck him in the ass and then he jumped off Mount Everest