Alright guys, I'm trying to roast the fuck out of my friend if I had any friends, but I'm trying to roast them and I need a good yo mama joke What's the best yo mama joke?

Yo mama so fast she bought a big spoon to the superbowl about that day yeah y'all gonna fuck if y'all talking about what I'm fucking miss y'all gonna fuck y'all gonna pop me

Your mom was so fat, she gave you back some bed. I deserve what it is your bedtime.

Your mama looked in the mirror. It cracked. Ha ha ha!

Damn Knigge your forehead big as fuck boy is that you in that photo goddamn Nager that you forgot

Yo mama so old that when she went to breastfeed you it came out as powder. I uh Hmm Wasn't So Yeah m

Your mama just so fat She's just so fat. That's it She's just fat. Except the fact she's fat.

Your mom so fat she gotta turn to a 90° angle the feet of the door

Yo mama so fat that the universe came up to her and said we are family even though you're fat Homie

Your mama so fat she walked in front of the TV and by the time that she moved out of the way I was three episodes ahead