Alright guys, I'm trying to roast the fuck out of my friend if I had any friends, but I'm trying to roast them and I need a good yo mama joke What's the best yo mama joke?

Whoever threw that your mom's a hoe

Yo mama so fat we took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

Call momma so fat that when she made a joke nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up

Yo mama's so stupid she thought Twitter was social media.

I don't know how to make mama jokes, but um, your mama so fat, when she came to bakery with a crop top on I thought she stole the bakery rolls and put them under her shirt.

bro your mama so fat I used her to cover up the black hole

Y'all my muscle port she only walks around with one shoe and someone asks her where the other one is she says she found this one

Your mama's so old! She died

Yo mama so fat that when she tried rolling down the stairs her bitch has fucking exploded.

Your mama's so funny from the sidewalk cracked open she fell.