Alright guys, I'm trying to roast the fuck out of my friend if I had any friends, but I'm trying to roast them and I need a good yo mama joke What's the best yo mama joke?

Bro, yo mama so fat, when she walks past the movie theater to the bathroom, the movie's already done.

Yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV I missed 150 episodes

Um... Um... Um... Your mom's so big she tripped and she the kept on rolling. G deposit tape

All was so fat but she dies with all of duty the player gets a five person kills Troy

Not easy fucking hilarious yo mama must've cheated on your fucking daddy to have you ' cause she fine as fuck and you ain't

This isn't even funny but I was gonna say yo mama so dumb that she brought a bowl and a spoon to the Super Bowl

Um, your mama is so stupid, she can't even, uh, spell two.

Your mama so black when you look at her you think they turn the lights off

OO OO OO

Mom so fat when she pop a pitbull cause a tsunami