Can I lick them toes, BB-Girl?

Speaking of cosplay uniforms that only fit virgins, I was thinking for Halloween that my dick should dress up as the asteroid that was about to hit Earth in the movie Armageddon. Plus the word asteroid begins with ass.

Bro, you're like the real life Spider-Man. I mean, look at that stance, bro.

Um... zero out of fucking ten.

Sexy

The tongue, the foot, the stand, what is going on? Who took this picture and thought it was okay?

Well hello everyone it's sniper smurf 29 also known as dukey trousers I just had a conversation with my penis and it told me that it's time for the enemy team to get fucked but fuck That is.

store and saw that they were having a sale on lubricant. I did not purchase any because when my dick bone is connected to your butt bone, I wanted to sound like firecrackers being thrown down a drain pipe. I promise you that when you get to the window of this dry

The only thing I'm putting in your face is fucking meat. No pickles, no onions, just sausage and salami. And I don't need anyone to help me do it, because this big ol' fat Thanos dick waits for no one. By the way, tell the adventurers to give me a call because I

I like to deep space nine inch penetrate one of those so get ready for some out of this world kinkiness because because Lieutenant **** is gonna leave splinters in their tainty butt sliver from southern this woody captain's log right up their ass.