She has to be like obsessed with Hello Kitty because we all know like all the fine girls, you know, like they love Hello Kitty. So I gotta be obsessed with her, Kitty. If not, she's not.

If it don't jiggle, I'm not coming. If it don't clap, I'm not coming. If it's not black, I'm not coming bitch.

Shit not you Nager

Probably a girl that can beat the Ender Dragon.

if she knows how to cook or if she knows how to eat my butt.

I'd say modesty most death. I say this all the time on these type of friggin posts like just straight up modesty modesty is like the most w thing a girl can have and one of the most and personality. The personality is number one, then modesty.

Honestly, she needs to have penis and balls and an X and Y chromosome and be a man.

Big, fat ass, juicy, voluptuous, tender, Vainy bulging cog.

I usually look for the girls that have straight brown hair with the slim fitting grey sweatpants. Black socks and a cool little black top. It's like a huge plus if their name's Maddie as well.

One that would just respond to my messages. Tiff. Tiff.