This is my dog named Billy. I got him when he was like three months old. He farts every time he eats cucumbers, but that's alright because I still love him. And uh, some people say he looks goofy, but I think he's beautiful. be a, I'll be like my dog.

Put your fucking shirt on the hell is wrong with you and nobody wanna look at that shit goddamn Goddamn

I guess you're you are dog you are a dog in restaurant cum sir you did that on purpose I guess you called me a chase a dog or something

Is the guy also the dog

That's the cutest dog I've ever seen, bro.

It's so cute, I wanna pet him and put his cigarette in his mouth.

That's not a dog.

I fucking hate your dog and I fucking hate you. Why the fuck are you posting ab pictures like we give a fuck? Go Dad.

What have I meant to say to that?

Um, that's not a dog. That is not a dog.

Um, excuse me sir, I-sir, I question um, are you sure that's a dog? because it looks like a raccoon. If you think it's a dog, yeah, I'm not trying to be offended.