This is my dog named Billy. I got him when he was like three months old. He farts every time he eats cucumbers, but that's alright because I still love him. And uh, some people say he looks goofy, but I think he's beautiful. be a, I'll be like my dog.

I was just trying to look at a picture of your dog and I swiped and then I slept again in those let's do this let's do or not a duck

date is unacceptable and what the fuck Come on.

Bruh, that ain't no dog, that a rat coon bro.

OK I'll fuck with the dog whatever but when I swipe and I swipe yo status that's uncalled for

Why your top part of your body so long but strong? It's like a big straw.

I love you dog! I love it! I garden

I think I have enough for today oh my god that's folk in it and you should get your dog OK OK thank you

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Can I have your dog please?

Oh baby girl Billy looks like he fucking eat strangers for a living his ugly ass like like like that big ass fat ass nasty ass ugly dog that fucking looking at me whatever the fuck you called it the fuck bitch tell the top looking like that if I was gonna get my drum in there and