I miss my dog, but I can't get him back because your mother decided to cook him.

What the hell? He never told me to arch your back. You know what he said, I'mma leave. I'mma, I'mma arch-leave, the fuck? You don't get to know me anything. He likey when I arch my back, bitch, shut your ass up. Big bum.

He ain't gonna tell me what to do. I know. He like it when I bend over and arch my back. God!

I miss my life before seeing your ugly ass face.

Um, do you like remind me of Spy Kids? I don't know why, you can't do?

Fucking jinx ass ******