Oh, what'd you look at here? I have some Doritos. Thanks to me. That's crazy.

Now for real, that's crazy, I change my mind. I want Doritos. I want, um, I want Hot Cheetos.

Oh, what a coincidence I also have hot cheetos in hot cheeto puffs next to me too. That's crazy

Alright then, slice some shit over, we can do a little exchange.

Oh word, I'll give you some spice and you give me some nice. Ha ha ha!

What the fuck was that? No, no, gracias.

There seems to be some confusion. I'm not ASKING for the guac. No, no, no, no, no. I'm telling you, *****. Fuck this being nice shit

Oh, so we're just not asking for consent now? Okay. Okay. I'm gonna rock with that for now.

Crazy part is I'm gonna be rich and you gonna be broke as fuck. Hey, that's it crazy

And you know what's gonna come with that million dollars on the site a big ass helping of fucking herpes

We all know you got her piece, bro. Don't do that.