Mate, yeah mate, it's me. The one that said he needed his shit about 20 minutes ago. Nah, honestly, it doesn't matter anymore now. Just had a shit outside round the corner in the bush. Anyway, you get out of here with those sexy muscles. And fizz me that here.

That shit cold, man.

Why are you white as fucking Frosty the Snowman, bro? I'm not looking at the muscles, I'm looking at that... Oh my god. Why are you white as Frosty the Snowman, bro? Don't you ever, like, go out into the pool or something? Or, like, the beach? Like... Holy shit, what the fuck is that hairstyle? Holy shit, what the fuck?

Save some pussy for the rest of us, god damn.

Bro, your back looking so good bro, that lighting, that lighting in that bathroom bro, it doing work for you my guy.