Man, really? Like, literally sat down like nothing happened. Like, like he literally just didn't get his ass whooped. Like, bro. Like, why are you so calm about it? You're the one who started it, first of all. So, like, that's just sad, though.

That's what I call the American Dream.

Not him acting like he did not just get beat up, like...

Bro just wanted his MacBook back, bruh.