Why does it look like she sneezed too hard? I'm dead

Oh my god, y'all feelings made me act a fool for real bro, I know them titties is juicy bro, I know them shits taste like fucking Kool-Aid bro, deadass.

Sorry, I didn't realize you had eyebrows, lady.

The fuck you doing with your hand though? You look like you're like, yo, anybody want a handjob? I'm here for you! Like damn, go on ********. This ain't the app. This app is to make fun of people and be funny. The fuck?

If anyone tells you you're ugly or gorgeous, don't let any other people tell you otherwise.

Oh, you're so pretty!