You know what? I think I found the perfect girlfriend for you. She's actually a songwriter. She wrote this one song. I'm not a groomer. I'm just a loser.

To be honest, as a boy, I rate you a negative 3.

Boy, I'm gonna rate you on a child. Get the fuck off of this app. Who are you?

There is no way this kid is 15. I turned 14 like 4 months ago or something and I don't sound like that.

Dude, I'm not gonna say this again, but you're like fucking nine. Get off this app.