This shit's not even funny bro, you need to delete this shit right now bro, I'ma slap the shit out of you if you don't do it *****, I'ma fucking slap the shit out of you with a fucking sausage in your fucking face *****, I'm God.

For real, one of my cousins smacked my favorite cousin. I was not gonna let that slide, bro. I was not gonna let that slide. Especially cause he was a boy, and then he smacked a girl in the face, and then he tried to smack my mom. Bitch, get your ass outta here.

bro i always somehow get roped into all the family drama like when they're all fighting and screaming like usually it's like my uncle and my grandpa or like two of my uncles they'll start like objectifying women or something a little or they'll say something racist and i'll be like can we please not talk about this and then suddenly everybody's screaming at me and it's like what the fuck like i'm sorry i didn't want to hear something racist like bro

Nah, but like, for real, it's mostly drama about me. I ain't joking. My aunt and them cannot stand me. They hate the fuck out of me.