Uh, welcome to McDonald's. What can I get you?

I want to get a 10 piece fries on the side so long I'm going to McDonald's shit she make me funny as fuck but I shouldn't go to the bathroom and make me have to go boom boom every time I eat that shit

No McDonald's because, sorry McDonald's got me food poisoning.

I'm lovin it, ba-da-ba-ba-ba! Kinda, let's go places.

Let me get a 10 piece chicken nugget meal with a large fry a large sprite and a Mc flurry thank you

Can I please have the Mcburger with the McFries and perhaps a McCookie on the side with a McDrink? please

Boobs

I have a Big Mac and actually I can have a Big Mac meal with a sweet tea and also can and I have a carmophera, okay?

Give me my fucking shamrock shake you fucking whore! FUCK YOU!

I would like to have three dark skin men and have them come on my McFlurry and And I would like me some Big Booty Latinas to score in my Sprite. Thank you.

Meow. Chow Mao. Non-playin' bruh. If you're in China, you'll have ice-cream. I still like ice-cream. Oh, your shit's broken. Your shit is broken, kill yourself.