Uh, welcome to McDonald's. What can I get you?

Can I get a shut the fuck up?

Can I get a large diet Dr. Pepsi and two small WAP freeze? Thank you.

Can I get a... I'll get an ice cream

I'll make it a big Mac meal with some some Dr Pepper and then can you throw in a little happy meal for me please

Please get the whole menu with that I want the whole menu don't even ask what I want on it snow because I'm not onions thank you very much in a double bedroom big big Mac second Apple Watch omit thank you

A big dick please

Can I have a shake Shake bowl

Shamrock shake and some of the good munchy fries oh

Yes, hello, I like a big booty Latina. a big booty latino with a funny personality please thank you

Ha! My name's Karen. I would like four number names, a large milkshake. I cannot speak to your manager, please.