Don't nobody want to text you. Don't nobody want to call you. Sit your ugly self down somewhere. And give it a damn light-skinned stare. Go on. Go on about your day.

Bro, I swear to God, this kid is Miles Morales with that light-skinned stare. I'm, I'm, mmm, mmm, I'll tell you what, bro, this new Spider-Man talking about how they being gay, bro, shit, bro, I think I might be gay for this, man, god damn, bro, b-b-b-b-bust.