I am not giving a funny comment. You know what? I'm gonna give you my all my life. Please, let's get married. Thanks.

Oh my gosh, I really freaking like freaking Asian boys, like, oh my gosh, like they are so freaking hot, like, like, why do people talk about them like, well, they can be talking, Asian boys are freaking fine, I got like, like, 30 of them in my basement, bro.

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holy shit like why can't why can't I get a man that looks like this like damn

Someone used you as a catfish one time with my friend.

Damn, I think you turned me on, Dad.