What is the closest you've been to death?

The closest I've ever been to death had to be when I had alcohol poisoning at like 15 or I think 15 or a little younger than 15. My heart stopped and they had to resuscitate me.

When I was jerking off, my mom called me.

When I choked on a Dorito chip and I was eating tacos like I was eating is so bad I was just so hungry I like a big old sugar stuck in my throat

Oh I see this so late but I have three almost drowning in a waterpark because the lifeguard was right there and he chose not to see me even though he's running been by my dog and I've been hit by a car going like 3 miles for hour plus propaganda everything's good

being crushed by a chair that was zooming to me in the car

It wasn't a call crush.

I was outside hanging out with my friends and I was supposed to be in. I think I didn't want to be late and I ran like fast as hell. It's nighttime and I almost got ran over

When I was 13 I climbed up a tree and I touch the powerline and exempt the fucking shit out of me and I'll never touch electricity shit ever again never

When I was a kid my brother pushed me out of a Fisher-Price car but he was pushing me in and I flew right out the front and my head smacked right up on the corner of the curb I guess I could've like you know died

I don't know about when I nearly died but shit there's an open cable right now and by the touch it by the commit the most devious suicide attempt here