What is the biggest lie someone told you that you believed?

When my brother told me it was just frosting in the sock, I ate it and it didn't taste like frosting. kinda like that though

If I keep masturbating my dick will fall off and I'll go blind

People Trust me

My f***ing ex best friend oh she told me that we were going to grow old together and she abandoned me she's yeah s**t she's a she's really a b***h

They love me the fuck but she don't love me leathers dick oh

That coffee is good for you.

We all close Homies back there in like when y'all was like 1314 said we all go and split our money and get a big match you and not I got a family would like to see kids

that you can't turn the light in a car at night time. that like it would be a crime or something.

I love you.

Santa Claus was real.