Hey yo, you could've been today. Can I bend you over and fucking rush at you?

Chill out bro, you finna give yourself scoliosis arching like that. We all know your posture ain't like that. Stop forcing it. Like, we get you on the validation, but come on, stop forcing it, it's crazy. I mean, I'd still hit though, text me.

As a member of the Dr. Umar Coalition Society of America, I cannot condone this thirst trap for she does not exhibit any visual signs of melanin or dark skin or African heritage. So, to that I say, um...