Do you want to hear me eat a crunchy Oreo? Okay, ready? Oh, it's not crunchy anymore, one sec. Alright, I'll get another one. Not Oreo, it's a Skittle. That's a Skittle. That's a fucking Skittle.

Mommy. Mommy. Give me a chance. Please. Please give me a chance.

Mom are you pregnant again? Why do you have a pregnancy test in your mouth?

Do you like freaks? Cause I like freaks and I'm a freak too!

It's gotta be an unintentional He-Man-O cosplay. If you look like He-Man-O, or you think like He-Man-O, hit my line.

Mommy? Sorry, mommy? Sorry, mommy?