You're trying too hard.

Alohomosa

Doesn't know how to use the voice changer because when I use it just doesn't work

Bro, of course it's the fucking Drake filter, bro. Y'all need some fucking pump-pum in your life.

Damn it, little girl, what the hell you doing in my bathroom looking like a thot? What the fuck? That ain't the outfit your mother bought you. Did you cut the legs off, cut the sleeves, and then opened up the breasts? You are not old enough to be online showing off for little dicks. Oh, hell no. When I get home, I swear to God, I'm taking this phone from you. I'm not paying your bill no more. You're just like your fucking mother.