What are you drinking? Vodka or are you drinking tequila?

I don't know man I'm probably drinking a little bit of both

This is a stupid-ass question. It should be, are you drinking vodka or vodka, because you have to drink it every single day.

There's a shit called cream vodka. If that ain't the best thing I've ever had, I don't know what is.

I would drink vodka. It's so good. I don't know how to make a Russian, uh, what's it called? Accent. Right. I've never drank alcohol before. Except for alcohol. So I would probably go with vodka. Because I heard it's strong. You know.

Well seeing as how I don't drink white liquor only drink brown I'll take a full cup of booty juice

I'm sorry, I'm too lightweight. Let me just stick to my tea and my water. My kombucha, I'm good.