That ain't Spider-Man. That's Spooderman. That's Spooderwoman. That's Spooderman. That ain't Spider-Man. That ain't Spider-Man. Or that ain't Tom Holland. That Holland's Tom or Spooderman.

Daddy's part of me, Daddy's part of me, that's all I need.

oh my god spider-man

Meow, meow, meow, meow.

Okay, but if you're Spider-Man, I'm witty Batman.

That's Cap, that's Cap bro, stop lying. Like I could, like I'm telling you it's Cap. Spider-Man's eyes, his eyes are more far apart. Like, he looks retarded in his suit, but you just look fucking stupid.