Bro I need a fucking vampire girlfriend so bad like I need one that comes over to my house and you just fucking take a **** out of my neck and suck me dry not in that way otherwise I would love that way but I mean like I want you to come over you come you come to me you nibble my neck you just suck all the blood from my body and I like I shrivel up like a raisin and I get a pale as I collapse in the floor and die like that's what I need