You can only save one. Your mom or your dad. Which are you saving? I know you're about the trauma dump, but go ahead.

My mom because she's been there longer than my dad went to go talk to Mike about my dad

Or, no questions asked. Or...

Alright, get out of here.

HAHAHA! I'll see you on Monday! HAHAHAHAHA!

I'm serving my fucking mom bro, my dad ain't shit

It's f***ing easy, I don't even have a date.

My dad, cause I like his dick.

I'll be saving my mom. She's the only one that I've been taking care of me.

My mama

My dad, obviously, nobody's gonna say that. You gonna save my dad, yeah.