No, because I'm so mad because why does she look like my mom coming home from the stripper club?

Bro looks like my grandma.

9-1-1, what's your emergency? Oh, you know, I'm just sitting on the stairs. You know, like, I fell down the stairs and I'm just kind of sitting here, you know, posing for something. I don't even know what the app's called. Uh, cause I forgot, but... I'm just kind of chillin', you know? Yeah. Can you, can you send someone to come get me off the stairs?

Oh my god, that's so freaky. Okay, girl, this is what I look like whenever my mom or someone pulls me out of bed because like, it's Christmas! So I'm trying to go down the stairs real quick, but I'm too tired because it's like 1am in the morning so I just fall down the stairs to sleep.

But I just pissed in my toilet seat.