Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Why was six afraid to say Siri Hey

OK so one time someone at my table put their phone in like a roll of tape in our class and I got stuck in the roll the tape and it rolled the phone and I'm like hey guys look it's a mobile phone garage

You're adopted. Ah, ah, ah.

What do you call a blind German Nazi

Are you an asshole because I want to sit my dick into you?

Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snow bank!

Hey, why the chicken crossed the road? You wanna know why? To get to my stomach? uurh ruhhhhh

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? because it got stuck in a crack.

Spit on your hair grow my goggle medium pace to play with my balls in the mail back there I'll be your feet up and down my phone

What did a hotdog say to the other hotdog? Nice buns! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh