Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

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How many tickles has it taken to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah.

To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket you can hide but you can't run

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas he could change his presence in

get off well

Thank you!

Arm what's brown and sticky a stick in it

P.P.S.P.

But I'm bum

What do you call a small mother? a winner one