Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

What do you call a thick bitch who ain't a snitch? The full package! Oh that's a good one! Oh yeah, me likey likey do.

Just want to tell my dad but he's like put your butt on the counter and cough and I was like OK I did it and I don't see my dad anymore but

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9, the bitch... Beach oil?

It's big

Yeah suck my dick Nager with my dad to go with my mother nature suck my dick why are you on my deck for the gradual ass bro what's my father and a girl what's my mother-in-law what's your grandma

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 I am a T

I'm gonna come in your face chat my dad is so funny

Would you call man with no legs? Mine.

Who wants something you wear on your feet? grassroots

Why is the mountains yet married because they Cantelope