Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

I don't even have a dad!

Will you call an Italian whore apostitute

All right, what concert would be the cheapest to go to? Vity sent With Nickelback.

If you are cleaning the vacuum cleaner, does that make you a vacuum cleaner?

Raccoon feces need a goddamn Cal English one and they will horse mix looking in the goddamn motherfucking dolphin 6 million Ashnikko Halloweenie wanna buy an email asking a goddamn nasty ass

What do you call fake pasta? an imposter

Uh, hey son, uh, do you have a big **** today? Haha, too bad your mom's dead. Haha, I killed her. That's a pretty good one. I like gay sex.

Knock knock, who's there? Ligma, Ligma who? Like my boss.

Did you hear about that person who's of Simmons craft yeah it's OK he's all right now

Why the fucking gate overal didn't the fucking stairs? Is it with Steven?