Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

What happens when the end breaks? It has no money is broke

The best joke my dad played on me was taking my foreskin away cause I wanted to eat that shit but he ate it first

Bro, Mike quality is worse than this fortnight season.

Alright I got one, I got one, I got one. Does your cat have pet insurance? Because babe, that pussy is getting smashed tonight. Wow.

Did you really just knee slap for that one? Like, bro, what?

Your oil's run wild!

We do the seven eye hop extensions. *****!

It's kind of fucked but um guess what you're gonna say what I'm gonna say you're not my dad And then you're gonna say why I'm not saying because you don't do heroin is um, yeah.

Your mom!

I don't know cuz my dad's gone.