Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

You're disgraced to this family and me son. Fuck off, I don't like you.

How do you get a child to behave how do you chop off his Nutsack

I came back with the milk because you won the water we

I don't got a new damn dad, stop with that dad joke shit, like that shit really pissing me off.

I would tell you a pizza joke but it's probably gonna be too cheesy Oh

What did the DJ name his son Eric Eric

Bro, my fucking Roomba just knocked over my broom. Like, chill the fuck out, bro. You got the job.

Okay, what do you call a man with a rubber toe? So... Roberto! Hahaha!

A white man and an Indian man go to a restaurant. The hostess seats the Indian man first. Why? as the Indian has a reservation.