Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

How do you make a pool table last? He goes balls!

What did the waves say to the other wave? Nothing. He just waved.

as long as it has come in it. Acute cumbers.

When does a joke become a dad joke when it becomes apparent

Why do dads take extra socks to go golfing? Cause they got a hole in one. E58

How come every corner you could stand in is hot? Because they're all 90 degrees.

Is there a refrigerator running? Uh... You better cut that

Right, I gotcha, it's a... I'm about to come. I'm about to burst. I'm about to come.

Hey kids, how we'll get the muck from the store real quick. All right We all just sit down chill. I'll be back in like 10 to 5 minutes 10 to 7 minutes actually So y'all sit down and chill. So, promise I'll be there.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left side shut off? He's alright now. ILLIVERSE