Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Oh what do you call a cow with no legs round ribs

Ha ha ha ha! Come on!

What did baby corn say to Mama Korn where is popcorn ha ha ha ha ha

Why did the dad bring two pairs of socks to go golfing? In case he gets a hole in one. HA, HA, HA!

what do you call friends that you like to eat with?

Where's my money? Where's my money? Where's my money?

I made it to the bank fell over because it was too tired OK

What has four legs but can't walk? A table?

You call a dog a farts? A bird? Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Pfft!

Man, I'm laughing at my ass off, motherfucker.