Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

OK OK what what's faster cold or hot OK I am Harz faster because you can catch a cold

It should be honest, which I don't get rude at. I mean my mom sleeps with my step brother but you know how it is

What? Okay, what do you call a dead polar bear? I don't know, call him whatever you want. He won't do anything about it. He's dead.

What do you call living condom? Monoroads.

I was gonna do construction work joke but I'm still working on it

Why couldn't the rock cross the road? Cause it's a rock, can't move goofy.

I got no dad

Why is dark spelled with a K but not a C? It's because you can't see in the dark.

Alright guys, I need to know. I need to.

Wanna know how to make the number one leave? You put a G first, now it's gone. Ah