Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Are you from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I see

What's the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates! bye

Why didn't the bike go work out? It was too tired. Heeheehee.

What did the dad say to the grandma The day I said God grandma you tired as fuck

My wife told me to do some lunches to stay in shape. I said that would be a big step forward.

Are you from Tennessee? cuz you're the only 10 I see

Y'all better shut the fuck up before I stick a pencil up your grandma's ass. No, I'm kidding. But that wasn't funny. Y'all wanna hear something though? Hehehehe

I don't know.

What does a DJ name his son? All right.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling grummy. Gah, gah, gah.